The Generation They Called “X”

Nirvana’s Nevermind Released Sept. 24th, 1991

There are certain things that make your Aunt Betty feel her age: buying a nice sauvignon blanc and not being asked for ID; accepting that “misses” fashions are never as cool as “20-something” fashions; not knowing who most of the bands on MTV are these days (causing laughter and ridicule from my kids)...and the list goes on!

But when I realized it’s now been over 15 years since Nirvana’s Nevermind album came out, I really felt the cobwebs starting to settle. I vividly remember the first time I heard “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” I was driving home from work, tires hugging a winding curve, when the local DJ announced he was going to play “a song from a new alternative band with a lot of buzz.” I already knew who Nirvana were, and owned their first album, Bleach, but figured they’d remain under the radar like so many other “indie” bands of that era.

The minute I heard the opening guitar riff to “Teen Spirit” I knew the world was about to change.

Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic had unleashed all the fear and frustration we wayward Gen X kids had felt since 1983. At least those of us who were more like The Breakfast Club’s free-thinking John Bender than the sushi-eating Claire.

Every generation has its musical lightning rods: Sinatra, Lennon and McCartney, Bowie, Bono. What made Cobain one of these is that 16 years later, “Come As You Are,” “Lithium,” “Heart Shaped Box,” and one of my personal favorites, “Pennyroyal Tea” all sound just as exciting (and a tad unnerving) as they did a decade ago.

That “lightning in a bottle” effect is what turns melancholy musicians from Aberdeen, Washington into icons, even when most of their music cautioned against the very concept.

So, for all of you Gen X-ers out there, take a moment and remember the first time you heard Nevermind. Because it influenced everything you’re hearing today.

Get Ready For Rudolph!

The 1964 Rankin/Bass Classic Is Just As Much Fun Today!

Hands up—who still believes in The Island of Misfit Toys?

Whether you’re a child of the ‘60s, the ‘70s or the proud parent of your own child, Rudolph The Red-Nosed ReindeerTM should be viewed at least once every holiday season. Why? Because it brings back memories of sledding all day long, bundled-up in puffy snow suits, barely able to navigate through thick mittens. And later, coming home to hot chocolate as your Christmas tree lights twinkled on and off in the background, fresh pine in the air as Mom took cookies out of the oven.

What sets this telling of the classic ugly duckling tale apart from the countless other versions is the magic of Rankin/Bass and their ability to create unforgettable characters from the painstaking process of stop-motion animation. Recently revisited by Tim Burton in his Nightmare Before Christmas feature, in 1964 stop-motion was still pretty revolutionary.

Basically, it involves arranging 3-D objects (usually puppets) into poses and then shooting them frame by frame—only moving them a tiny distance each time. Frames are edited together to create the illusion that the puppets are actually walking, dancing, flying, etc.

It’s truly an art form to be appreciated by film fans. But for kids, it was pure magic to watch Sam The Snowman glide across glistening ponds, Santa’s sleigh take flight and King Moonracer welcome Rudolph and his friends to The Island of Misfit Toys (King Moonracer is still my personal favorite character next to The Bumble).

So have a “Holly Jolly Christmas” and start counting down the days to “The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year’ with our brand-new Rudolph items, the Singing Rudolph Ornament Set (playing songs from the TV special) and our exclusive Jim Shore figurines of Sam The Snowman, Santa With Rudolph, and The Bumble.

But don’t stop there! We also have a T-shirt, musical mugs and more!

So what if it’s September? Be a kid again and start getting hopped-up for the holidays now! Just remember to take your mittens off before you surf the web!

Sweet Strawberry Shortcake

Over 25 Years Later, She’s Still Our Gal!

When I heard that Strawberry Shortcake was returning to Saturday Morning cartoons, I ran straight for my Scented Plush Doll and took a long yummy whiff of her strawberry-scented hair!

Originally created for American Greetings back in 1977, the ’80s belonged to Strawberry and her pals! With over 21 additional characters added between 1980–1984, every little girl from Causality to Syracuse pulled on her mother’s hem, begging for these plush cuddly dolls with soft yarn hair scented to match their names! And with names like Raspberry TartTM, Apple Dumplin’TM and Huckleberry PieTM, who could resist a sniff or two? Even the villains had names to make you drool: The Peculiar Purple Pie ManTM, Raisin CaneTM, Licorice WhipTM(2005)...Hello! Where was Brussels Sprouts Man or The Green Bean Goblin? THEY would've been scary!

Slated for debut Saturday, September 15th as part of CBS’s new KEWLopolisTM block of animated kids’ fare, Strawberry Shortcake makes yet another comeback, introducing herself to a whole new generation of girls. You can be sure your Aunt Betty will be up extra-early this Saturday with her coffee and English Muffin (not a Strawberry Shortcake character, btw) to see what imaginative adventures our sweet-scented heroine gets into this time!

While we wait for Saturday, treat yourself to the warm fuzzies of nostalgia! In addition to the aforementioned Scented Plush Strawberry Shortcake, we also have two unbelievably adorable dolls from Marie Osmond’s highly-collectible Tiny Tot series: Strawberry Shortcake Tiny Tot and Blueberry Muffin Tiny Tot!

And check back in October because rumor has it we’ll be adding the Lemon Meringue Tiny Tot to that scrumptious collection!Until then, I'll be here, fantasizing about a big giant bowl of Count Chocula®...

Betty's Big Batch of Boop!

Take A Sneaky Peeky At Our Betty BoopTM Exclusives!

Here at work on this hectic Friday Before Labor Day, as everyone scambled to make sure everything was in its perfect place before the 3-day weekend of BBQs, football and sleeping-in, I decided to climb the little-known secret staircase that led to the attic of The Attic®!

Upstairs, tucked behind the vintage dolls, retro games, kitschy kitchen stuff, iconic T-shirts, and all of our other mega-fantastic finds, there’s a giant wooden wardrobe...not unlike that other magical wardrobe from a certain children’s story...

As I opened its creaky, hinged door, the Attic filled with a golden glow—for inside was our Exclusive Collection of beautiful Betty Boop goodies that you can only find here at Betty’s Attic®!

Yes, that jazzy little minx who’s been boop-oop-a-dooping since the 1930’s makes her permanent home with us and if you can think of something fun for your home, we’ve got it with her bright green eyes and spit curls adorning it somewhere, somehow.

Consider this a VIP-invitation—from us to you—for a First Class trip inside the magic wardrobe where you’ll find the Boop Chalkboard, the Christmas Cake Stand, the Aluminum Martini Shaker and Martini Glasses, the Light-up Sweatshirt (with lights that really flash!) and so much more!

These Exclusives are created just for Betty’s Attic®, you won’t find them anywhere else!

So after the last paper plate gets tossed in the trash and you’ve mopped the mustard off your chin, flip on the computer and relax with the gal who reminds us to keep a wink and a wiggle in our walk, no matter what decade it is!

A Bond Girl Is Born

Barbara Bach Born August 27, 1947

Most girls aspire to be a Bond Girl or the wife of a giant rock star. Deciding to do both is, in your Aunt Betty’s humble opinion, just showing off. But that’s exactly what über-gorgeous Supermodel Barbara Bach did during the seventies. She graced the silver screen with her lithe and tanned presence as Anya Amasova in 1977’s Bond extravaganza, The Spy Who Loved Me and then, three years later, met and married Ringo Starr.

Do you have a favorite Bond film? Do you get shivers when you think of Richard “Jaws” Kiel with those metal teeth? Do you watch the stunts and think “I could do that”? Or pretend your TV remote can control secret underwater shark tanks?

Then you, my friend, are ready to play James Bond Monopoly! It comes with six collectible pewter playing pieces so you can play as Oddjob’s Bowler’s Hat, the Q Boat, the Little Nelly Helicopter, the “007” logo, the Aston Martin, or Rosa Klebb’s bladed shoe!

So crack open an ice cold Tab®, put some ELO on the 8-track and party like it’s 1977 with The Spy Who Loved Me and the Bond Girl who gets more and more fabulous every year!

Happy Anniversary To Sally From The Peanuts!

Charlie Brown’s Little Sister First Appeared August 23, 1959

One day here in The Attic®, one of your Aunt Betty’s retro-fabulous co-workers asked her if she had any rituals to “get into the holiday spirit?” Seeing as our emporium of fun is located in a tropical locale, it can be tough to feel festive in flip-flops, she reckoned.

“But of course,” I replied, and proceeded to tell her that for the past two decades I’ve found that nothing brings on the warm Christmas fuzzies like a viewing of Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and that pitiful little tree. When it gets to the part where Linus narrates the nativity story I start to get sniffly...and once the entire round-headed cast launches into “Hark, The Herald Angel Sings” I completely lose it every time.

I watch A Charlie Brown Christmas when I wrap presents every single year. Call me crazy, but I know it inspires me to add extra swirls and curls to the ribbon and darnit if I don’t whip up a batch of sugar cookies in the process!

Bouncy blonde-haired Sally Brown was introduced to the world on August 23rd, 1959. She was previously mentioned on May, 1959 when big brother Charlie Brown received a phone call from the hospital telling him he had a new baby sister, but she didn’t actually appear until 3 months later.

The quintessential little sister, Sally grew up quickly and soon developed a lifelong crush on neighbor, Linus Van Pelt, whom she adoringly referred to as her “sweet babboo,” apparently because that’s what creator Charles Schultz’s wife used to call him! Sally was a girl I could relate to: boy crazy, bad at math and worse at sports, she was content sticking her nose into everyone’s business and following Linus around.

She had a knack for getting words wrong, such as when she did school reports on “Santa And His Rain Gear,” and “The Bronchitis,” a dinosaur who became extinct from too much coughing. But despite her lack of academic aptitude, Sally always seemed to bounce back with a smile. For many of you, the dog days of summer will soon start to wane, bringing rustling leaves, the smell of burning wood and the delicious chill that ushers in The Holiday Season. As exciting as it is, rushing around, cooking, and shopping can be exhausting, so do yourself a favor and spend some holiday time with Sally and The Peanuts.

Browse our collection here in The Attic! You can light up your home with this bubble nightlight that’s an homage to Linus and his Great Pumpkin; relive some childhood memories with our set of 4 hardcover Peanuts books including the classic Happiness Is A Warm Puppy; thrill little ones with our world-famous Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine (I had one growing up!) and so much more!

In our ever-changing world, it’s comforting to know that A Charlie Brown Christmas will always be there for us. So stock up on your bows and ribbon, and enjoy! I’ll save you a sugar cookie!

KISS® Inducted Into Hollywood Walk Of Fame August 11, 1999

For KISS, Every Day Is A Walk Of Fame!

"Man, if there’s one thing KISS will never do, it’s a...disco song!"—Lex, Detroit Rock City .

That line is hilarious for the same reason "...if you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, you’re sadly sadly mistaken" from Almost Famous is hilarious.

Both of those movies take place before we knew it was possible for KISS to go disco or Jagger to belt out "Brown Sugar" well past 50. Ahh...the sweet ignorance of youth.

One year after Detroit Rock City took place (1978), Gene, Paul, Peter and Ace released “I Was Made For Loving You” to the dismay and horror of many a KISS Army soldier. The smash hit ushered in the Dynasty-era KISS, and not long after, founding members Peter Criss and Ace Frehley jumped ship.

But many rock fans who came of age in the ‘70s forgave them for that disco misstep because KISS were an unstoppable force, a keystone in every record collection, and cohorts for many-a-crazy teenage memory.

To this day, I get goosebumps when I listen to Ace Frehley’s solo during “Shock Me” from KISS Alive II. This morning I heard “Hard Luck Woman” on the radio as I drove to work—seven hours later, I’m still humming it in my head. And I will always, no matter what, list KISS Meets The Phantom Of The Park as one of my favorite films, right in-between Serpico and Ordinary People, because as cheesy as that 1978 made-for-TV movie was, it took the fantastic magic of KISS and condensed it...kind of like Jell-O.

And I, for one, am glad KISS received their very own Hollywood Walk of Fame Star on August 11th, 1999. It summed-up what the rest of us had known for decades—that throughout the various incarnations, musical experimentation (Music From The Elder, anyone?) make-up removal and reunion tours—they were always fun. Larger than life, in your face, “these go to eleven,” flying fireworks-fun. And these days, fun is pretty hard to find.

Who’s your favorite member of KISS? What’s your favorite album? Check out our Kiss-a-licious Kollection of memorabilia including the set of 4 Pint Glasses with album cover artwork, the Love Gun Long-Sleeved T-Shirt, the Gene Simmons T-Shirt and lots more!

And break out those KISS CDs, crank up the stereo and remember what good times are all about!